In the world of fantasy football, names are everything. Seasons and playoff chances can fall apart in a matter of weeks, but team names? Those last for months. Nobody will remembers your 10-4 season, but everyone will remembers Dave’s hilarious team name for years to come. If you’re not winning the team name game, you aren’t winning fantasy football at all. Here are a couple names I made that could make you the talk of your league.

DISCLAIMER: Some of these team names require an average amount of football knowledge

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